ciao amore

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

ohwhatprovidence:

ohwhatprovidence:

one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it

earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see

then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals

i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant

now we wait

he mad

WHEN PEOPLE WHO DON’T MATTER TRY TO GIVE ME THEIR OPINION

howdoiputthisgently:

psyshocks:

do you know what would look good inside of you? ;) a fucking bullet bye