Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME RIGHT NOW
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST READ IT
ITS THE SCARIEST CREEPYPASTA IVE EVER READ
I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again