March 2012
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guess who gets to go to a bar tonight?
me
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reasons i think god wants me to be irish
my birthday is national leprechaun day
i always want lucky charms when i’m high
i cant live without potatoes
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yessssss david doesn’t need me to take him to the fucking car place tomorrow morning
that means i don’t have to wake up early and i can stay up later tonight
i was going to be a bitch the whole time anyway so lol
IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
adriofthedead:
octopus-parade:
boltong:
slonna:
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
weeaboo-chan:
beardedbeardstache:
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF
HOERS
oh my ogodo fuck
horse_ebooks the musical
wow, good thing to wake up to
FUCK
OH FUCK
OH MY GOD AHAHAHA
what compelled me to...
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
A list of things that do not offend people
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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i’ve unconsciously made it so i will be more social when i’m hanging out with my friends
i’m watching too many porn blogs now so it wouldnt be in my best interests to get on tumblr
because they’ll all see how much porn i see on a daily basis
hooray!
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carsonphillips:
deletes blog
rips off clothes
runs into the forest
begins the slow transformation into Beyonce
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: whats my teachers middle name
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
me: i wonder what hed do if i went up to him and unzipped his pants and omg wtf is wrong with me
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a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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reasons why i’m not a history major:
these are the most insipid, exhausting, boring fucking excerpts i have ever read in my life
heaven forbid i ever have to read the whole book and derive something from it
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i would join the anime club at my school
but there are far far FAR too many weeaboos
i’m sorry
c-h-a-o-s:
Someone please stab me (◕‿◕✿)
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