Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Set Fire to the Rain
thecarefree: xmoonlilyx: blacksaphire: borncharliesalinas: OkayIadorethissongbutlawl skdjhksdgkjhwhatwhyohmygodwahahahha hahahahaha my boyfriend loves this song
buon natale tutti
i got a toaster a stereo bar for the tv a griller thing a mixer a knife set a safe a 3 hole puncher a battery charge checker a squirrel necklace cat coasters a soft kitty warm kitty tshirt awesome house decor from stacey portal bookends (omfg) pickle and bacon shaped band aids and some other stuff that i cant remember yay!
my favorite pokemon revamp
Normal: Zigzagoon, Girafarig Fighting: Riolu Flying: Xatu, Lugia, Murkrow Poison: Nidorino, Venemoth Ground: Flygon, Wooper Rock: Anorith, Tyranitar, Archen, Carracosta Bug: Surskit, Joltik Ghost: Drifloon, Rotom Steel: Skarmory, Lairon Fire: Vulpix, Quilava, Arcanine Water: Slowpoke, Lapras, Lanturn, Wooper, Carracosta Grass: Bayleef, Leafeon, Shaymin, Snivy, Tropius, Virizion ...
ugh boy co worker
you are in china right now i am not interested in you like that at all please stop this you will never compare gtfo
is it bad that i want to take some wine now that...
merry christmas! lol