ciao amore
i'm amanda and i like mostly star trek but other things too
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spookypansy:

Night Vale dropping some truth

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

I can’t stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much.

theclearlydope:

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mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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…no matter where you might be.

birdiestitching:

gaylegee:

The completed pair! Patterns by Stitchtrovia on etsy.

I love this

viivus:

instagram dump, part 7!